Obiano’s bunch of Morons

A FRIENDLY ADVISE by MAZI ODERA

FRIENDLY TUESDAY REPORT CARD ,a FRIENDLY ADVISE by MAZI ODERA 18/10/16

My old man will look pained and in askance will venture “Nwoke ijukwolu ase ?” [Mr did you make  inquiries ? ] ,we are still remonstrating that Oria ezuro oke and fa asi onye dara ibi nya to afo [Sickness is yet to be spread equally and now they want a man with elephantiasis of the Scotrum to have Swollen stomach   ].

My old man will say “Oke amana ama ata akpa nwa dibia ,ka Nwa dibia ghara ima ama welu pia oke onu” [Rat should not intentionally invade the bag of a witch doctor ,so that the Witch Doctor will not use Otumokpo to put the Mouse mouth into permanent shut up ]

I hate when they send a cripple to represent a race in a 100 METER  contest ,you simply punish the cripple and expose the mentality of the people he represented  , and sending one legged person to represent you in a pushing contest is childish and petit .

That brings me to what the BUNCH of MORONS sponsored by my own GOVERNOR is doing ..Especially on Whatsapp groups they created to malign people, called ANAMBRA FOCUS ,same way they have over 30 PSEUDO names on Facebook whose job description are to take whatever the SSA on MIS-INFORMATION TO OBIANO wrote and share it on Facebooks and Whatsapp ..
Now they have gotten so high on HARD POWDER that they wants to challenge the Chi to a fisticuffs .

I do not wish to have this fight by all means and by Groove i love to end it here ,but oburuzie na anu belu ifea bekwa ozo ,i truly will see that agiri ga atawa ya isi [Let the Birds that Chipped make a repeat ding and a pellet will locate it,s head ].

I will not like to divulge what ordinarily i do not want to use in public no matter what ,but  when this UNBRANDED MORONS  attacked OBI saying every ills they fancy which i do not even want to rebut about his legacy , how he left over 160 Million Dollars to Obiano which is about 180 Billion in today's exchange rate and also over 75 Billion Naira and turn around to ask Obiano for 7 Billion Naira ,I smiled because this people are showing how creative they are in stupidity .

Nobody from my part of state will make such un complimentary remark because of our ability to make deductions ,such as if any of us wants to DASH you 100 K and hope you give him 10 K ,he will simple deduct the 10K and give you 90K and you will be dancing atiliogwu with joy ,but since there is something in the water some people drink ,they reason through the Orifice but i digress ,

So coming back from digression  , when they advance to say that he killed his Father and do drugs to make money ,that is a call for war.

They should know that WAR is not like push me i push you because to me ,FIGHT IS ,if you PUSH ME ,I DECK YOU and while you are down ,i will measure the position of your PRICK and kick it like football with a smile ,not because you are not down but because you need to know that FIGHTING is not for children that drool saliva   ..If you fight me because you are a LADY , i will beat you like i am beating a man ,not because i do not see your feminine appearance but since you lack home training and respect for MEN ,it become a duty assigned to me to deliver you ,so while beating the Lady i will gladly do it as favor to the parents and men,s folk .

The SSA to GOV OBIANO bought 13 Sim CARDS registered  with Pseudo and gave one to IKWURIGBA who prefer to use the name of JUDY IYKE an imaginary name with phone number 08107867244 ,which many of the Governors AIDES openly encourage by sharing his diatribe and to them they are doing any candidate that wants to come out against the Governor in 2017 a great damage .

 I have it on good record how many times some of this Urchins met in their special Rendezvous in Awka ,where my Government pays for accommodation and ikwa Iko with Umuazi Unizik  and discuss on WAR part ,how to maim many people that are against OBIANO’S bad Governance .

 How they will victimize them ,how to kidnap them but i always smile because i know that nwata fu ogu egboro egbo ,osi ogu kpo ya iru [When a child sees from a Far a fight that was separated ,he will crave for one] .
They truly fought inter TOWN war but then they have not encounter FEDERAL FORCES that shoot first then arrest later . They should know what i am talking about after all ,it is their SPONSOR who gave order for SHOOT THEM AT SIGHT and they were SHOT like pigeons and buried without decorum in unmarked graves .

I make bold to say that this Bunch of E rats employed by my Governor cannot face the ruthless APC MEDIA boys that we [The same people they are attacking ] withstood and decimated on CYBER SPACE during the last campaign of Obiano in his favor , we did that with bruises all over our body and the “thank you “ all of us got was “YOU ARE NOT FROM AGULERI” .

 Little wonder my old man told me that “Nwoke gburu Dibia na agworo ya ogwu ,ndi na ako ya nsi agwubero” [ He that killed his native Doctor should know that his enemies are not extinct ]
When they take on IFEANYI UBAH and swear that he killed the Cousin with FICTITIOUS NAME  ,,the two assaults will make me to start opening the CANS that may contain WORMS ..Imagine when i decided to ask

[1] Umu agbogho ole atubara ime na TRIG POINT ?
[2] What actually happened to the First Husband ,how about the children from first marriage ?
[3] What happened to the first wife ?
[4] Who BOUGHT most of the life taking weapons that waged WAR between two brother TOWNS ,even though we know that originally Somebody,s grand father is from IGBARIAM and settled at present location , So it can be said that LIVING in AGULERI does not make one a native .
[5] When i will like to ask ,is it because the Girl is from the first wife that made HER  to chase her away into EXILE ,so that She won,t be around to get acquainted with Kiths and Kin ,that way She can get married to somebody without Root and will not care for whatever the father may bequeath ?
[6] I may even have to look into the ADOPTION and bring to fore the ORIGINAL PARENTS of the adopted
[7] Many of those employed are with stinking POLICE records and call it CRIMINAL records ,which may ruin lives but asi ka akuwasiba ,anyi akuwasiba for real .
[8] Many souls were lost owing to some ORDERS giving under stress or ALCOHOL ,many souls were wasted at SIGHT .
I pray us to deal with what one did wrong in Human resources ,business ,Government and what will benefit our state and not this fabrications that does nobody any good . I do not do fabrications ,i  drag the truth to public court and my problem is that i do not garnish my opinion with seasoning ,so when it rolls out ,it falls like thunder .

What this IDIOTS will know or understand is that UN EASY LIES THE HEAD THAT WEAR THE CROWN and MESSI cannot be a good Footballer if Defenders did not give him ELBOWS to the face ,kick his leg hard ,draw his Boxers and atimes Curse him at close range . if MESSI think that staying in spot light is too demanding and expository ,he should retire from playing .

Now i beg again for the sake of ALA ANAMBRA let,s leave that PATH that led to EVIL FOREST ,not that i am scared to pass that route ,,,not at all ,if you look carefully you will see that i build a house at the heart of the EVIL FOREST and love going there for egwu onwa ,but the reason is that ,there are things we do not say in the public for posterity  . MOVING ON ..

NEW CRIME AGAINST THE STATE –
Sir , many people waving the banner of WILLIE IS WALKING are running around the Town excavating sands from areas that are prone to GULLY , Selling same and refuse to count the implication of future devastation . Why are they raiding places like Umunze and the environs . If we loot other areas and excavate the money to another ,what can we say if another Governor comes in and reverse the trend ?

NOW I COMPLETELY AGREE  THAT ECONOMY IS BAD and recession is real ..
For the great ABC ORJIAKOR to accept the Sum of 100 MILLION that he will use some to Bribe Stake Holders ,which is the reason he is calling selected STAKE HOLDERS meeting on the 25th of OCTOBER to pay them to adopt WILLIE for the second time ,as if this men na anu ewu ara [As if this Men are sucking the breast of goat ] With the acute devastation in our state ,the only thing that is going on in the entire state is  the 20 BILLION the state borrowed and gave each Community 20 Million ,thereby making them collateral for the Loan and future EFCC prisoners .

If great and Rich men can be this cheap ,i wonder what they will expect upcoming and Middle class to do ? Yes ,the Government is owing me for my HILUX and the CAMPAIGN REFUND ,yet i kept crying on the ruins in my state but this Men that has nothing to loose if they tell the GOVERNOR to swallow small drink and do what he was elected to do ,they refuse to say anything ,instead they are called SKIRT HOLDERS ,which i do not know who gave them the Skirt to hold and they are bastardising the saying “Okenye adiro ano na ulo ,ewu amua na ogbiri” [An elder will not stay at home and a She goat will give birth while tethered ] ,this time in ANAMBRA i saw the Elders tying the Goats themselves and drink WINE  while watching the goat commit such sacrilege   .

First we lost the Bishops both ANGLICAN and Catholics ,they sold the ALTER for penny ,they embrace politics of inyem ego ,egbuem onwem .
 Imagine the Bishops that met the state when a GOVERNOR gave all the Missionaries Health Centers BILLIONS to keep them in great shape .
 When a Governor even though with physical aka Gum gave all the SCHOOLS in the STATE BUSES ,COMPUTERS ,BUY THEM MAST ,buy them SOUND PROOF GENERATORS ,BUILD THEM CLASSROOM BLOCKS AND GAVE THEM ENOUGH MONEY TO MAINTAIN or continue .
 But when this New Government start the act of – PROMISE schools 10 Million ,then go behind through those SSA,S without merit and collect percentage which they make bold to announce that it is for Governor .
Yet the Bishops will not climb the Pulpit and hide behind the CROSS and cry abomination ,instead they went and stand in line and say BLESS YOU for taking the state back to DARK AGE .
 I will stand and watch how GOD will judge them before the judgement day ,if God did not send Angel Michael to Flog them while alive ,i will have to make my appeal to God to consider pardoning ELI of the Bible fame .

I will not waste my time on Ndi Igwe who got evidence of SUV giving to each and every one of them ,then a PICK UP INNOSSON HILUX TRUCK giving to the Town Vigilante ,yet Ndi Igwe did not hit the OFO giving to them as custodians of our culture and solemnly call on whatever they hold sacred to judge the Government that is oppressing them ,instead  Ndi Igwe will rush to GOVERNOR;S Lodge at a minute notice ,riding in same vehicle made available to them by OKWUTE and get insulted or diminished ,then after they will give them envelope of 15,000 NAIRA for Fuel and they will collect and say THANK you.

How about the young youths who sold their own future because of promises of inclusion ? some get STIPENDS of not more than 15K and sold the conscience and tomorrow when poverty will stage a sit down protest in their lives ,they will be looking for Uncle they will accuse nalu fa akara aka .

MOVING ON – walking to our Governor and the Contractors ,,
We know that the DEPUTY GOVERNOR WANNA BE [MARK OKOYE] has arranged for the Governor to sale another part of the Foreign savings of PETER OBI ,then set aside 10 Billion to pay some contractors we are owing over 100 Billion on inflated CONTRACTS ,that way he will persuade them back to site and make people think that Willie is ready to work  ,but it is another bigger scam ,they should know that ANAMBRA mu anya ka azu .
Not minding that the contractors are owing many banks and this payment will not scratch the surface .
I will not say anything about the commissioner for EDUCATION and the FRAUD CALLED MINISTRY OF EDUCATION IN ANAMBRA ,because if i want to talk about it ,i will be forced to ask where SHE got the money she is using to build a state of the ART HOSPITAL for the Husband at MGBAKWU ....

Before signing off ,i wholeheartedly welcome OSODIEME BACK to the state ,at least this CAFE AWARD where  my state will waste Hundreds of Millions giving awards to undesirable elements ,but good a thing NOBODY WILL INSULT ORACLE with such cheap and useless award .
THE MAN no zi INTERNATIONAL ,those that are Local Champions should wallow in Local awards  and with that i am off but ON .....

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