From A Millionaire To A Debtor: A Hilarious Story...!

A lucky multi-millionaire shares his life story on an interaction with www.odogwublog.com correspondent. The story goes thus: "I met this pretty lady some years back, she approached me and initiated a chat with me. She was driving an SUV that very day. We finally exchanged contacts. She calls me about 15 times everyday. She sends me airtime to call my friends and families.

She works as a senior staff in Chevron. She also own a couple of properties in Lagos and Johannesburg. We became very close. As an average guy, I was very loyal, but she wanted me to be the man in the relationship. Each time we meet her friends, she will always say '....baby please could you buy me this......buy me that.....' Funny enough, she always deposits about N900,000 in my account every 3 weeks. I keep using the money to buy her everything she wants. She keeps telling her friends how I spend so much on her. She buys clothes that I would never have looked at because of the outrageous amount it costs and she always says I bought it for her as a gift. She rented a 3 bedroom flat for me and each time she comes around, she washes my clothes and cooks for me.

She suggested that I become independent, that I should quit my insurance job and start my own business. She budgeted 50 million for my business. I started asking myself what is going on? She hasn't even met my parents. I haven't even proposed to her yet. I went ahead and resigned from my job. We registered my new company in my name and got all certificates. We started preparing for my first business trip, processing of VISA and several other things. She finally transferred the 50 million naira into my account. That afternoon, I came to the bank to transfer the money to my foreign account. I waited for a long time. The bank was delaying due to poor network. Just when it was about to be transferred, my phone rang and it was one of my old friends back then in school. His name is Afolabi. He is popularly known as Bishop. I owe him N400 I borrowed from him about 3 months ago. At that time, I woke up and realized I was heavily dreaming. This is how I became a millionaire and yet a debtor."

You are allowed to laugh and laugh. This is just a midday teaser to keep you going.