Joke of the Minute: chinese sick Day

Chinese Sick Day
Ho Chow calls in to work and say, “Hey boss, I no come work today, I very sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work today” The boss says, “You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I get sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask for sex. That make everything better and I go to work. You try that.” Two hours later ho Chow calls again and says, “I try what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon. You have really nice house by the way!”