Your Childhood Activities - A Christmas Gift from Odogwublog

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― If you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.
― If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter
― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under
mango trees at nights
― If you didn't drive a single car tire with a stick and called it your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in your pocket and ate while walking in the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking grass and sand without fire.
― If you didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover...

...then I guess your childhood wasn't fun! Now choose which one you did!

Do you know its not "jangilova epo motor", it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR? I bet you didn't know. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know that the nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". The song in the church saying "o singo singo, praise the Lord", is actually "o sing my soul and praise the Lord". I know you are singing it now again, smiles***

Confess, are you guilty?

Jesus died over 2000 years ago and  nobody has ever called him the Late Jesus, not even the devil. No where in history! He is still the Living God!

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